DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
- when dementors want to kiss you: everythING GETS COLD AND ICY AND FROZEN AND YOU FEEL AS IF THERE IS NO FUCKING HAPPINESS LEFT IN THE WORLD AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUN BITCH RUN FOR YOUR SOUL
"If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, your jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears."
-Glenn Clark (via mentalalchemy)
Captain of Serenity.: i wish that instead of calling it "losing your virginity," everyone refer to it as your "sexual debut"
SOOO INTO THIS!!!!
I’m also REALLY into this. That’s lovely. So much better, especially because that’s inclusive and doesn’t exclude LGBTQ people. Since “virginity” is heterosexist, patriarchal bullshit.
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